An Undergrad Walks Into a Bar...

We all take our time to settle in after the summer recess, having to cope with less nights out and an increasing amount of books to read. What better way to do so than by mixing work and play? On the 24th October at Anvil Pub, we're going to turn your favourite books into unique literary cocktails, so get ready to have fun at DESA's Start-of-Term party!

To all new English undergrads, don't miss out on this wonderful icebreaking opportunity to meet your new course mates in a fun, informal environment away from campus.

To all the Second and Third Years, a night out will surely relieve some of the stress. Remember, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 

To all graduates, congratulations! You've achieved what we're all aiming for, and we'd love to celebrate with you. Come meet your old course mates again and have a drink for old times' sake.

And who said that a postgrad cannot also walk into a bar?

Even if you aren't reading for a BA in English, we'd love to get to know you. Books are for everyone and so are literary cocktails. Get ready to party like an English undergrad!

Apart from our unique literary cocktails (to be announced soon), don't forget to take advantage of these fantastic bar offers:

3 Pints Cisk - €5
All Pitchers - €6 before 10 p.m.
2 Identical Pitchers - €16 before midnight
2 Bottles Smirnoff & Mixers - €41

We will also be giving away a free pitcher to one person on the night. Simply follow these steps to be in a chance to win:

1) Think of a funny and witty ending to "An undergrad walks into a bar..."
2) Post the joke on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram accompanied by the tag #everyboDESAcomedian

The deadline to submit your joke is Tuesday, 21st October at 23:59. We will then pick our favourite ones and you will get the chance to vote for the winner.